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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 02/26/2018 at 19:55 • Filed to: None

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CHOP CHOP MAKE WITH THE DELIVERING

Steve in Manhattan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/26/2018 at 20:04

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Requires assembly?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Steve in Manhattan 02/26/2018 at 20:06

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I hope I don’t have to assemble my new mattress.

Ash78, voting early and often > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/26/2018 at 20:41

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About half my recent Amazon deliveries have had this happen (I place about 3 small orders a week). Very strange.

I love that modern foam mattresses are shippable. Our last two were via Amazon, total gamechanger to skip the furniture store. And with raised metal platforms, boxsprings are becoming obsolete, too.

I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO STRAP TO MY ROOF EXCEPT CHRISTMAS TREES.

His Stigness > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/26/2018 at 20:45

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And once they miss it they’ll tell you to wait two more days before they do anything. Unless you tell them to shove it up their ass, that is.

LOREM IPSUM > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/26/2018 at 21:02

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What mattress you end up going with?

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Ash78, voting early and often 02/26/2018 at 21:18

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My current mattress was a special ordered super extra firm, I’m going to be pissed if this foam thing takes over because I doubt they will ever equal that.

Cash Rewards > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/26/2018 at 21:43

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......well???

Ash78, voting early and often > Little Black Coupe Turned Silver 02/26/2018 at 21:55

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I’m a firm mattress sleeper, too — all my life. Foam doesn’t even compare on the traditional firmness scale, IMO. It works well for just about everyone. You just have to get used to it. I’m a convert. Tempurpedic is still the best, but soooo much more expensive.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Cash Rewards 02/26/2018 at 22:15

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... they didn’t make it

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Ash78, voting early and often 02/26/2018 at 22:33

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Ugh. Doesn’t it get all conformed to you shape and then you can’t move and isn’t it hot? I need to be freezing.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Ash78, voting early and often 02/26/2018 at 22:47

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I recently got a mattress in a box from Wayfair, and I love it.

Steve in Manhattan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/27/2018 at 00:38

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Nowadays you just take it out of the box and watch it expand to full size ...

Ash78, voting early and often > Little Black Coupe Turned Silver 02/27/2018 at 08:42

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The new ones are amazing, they defy physics. The exist mainly because Tempurpedic used to be exactly what you describe, but not anymore. Plus direct-to-consumer sales means a $1,000 mattress 5 years ago is $300 today.